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It is the policy of Quinlan’s Inside Magic to correct errors or omissions within 22 months of the alleged error or omission’s original publication unless to do so earlier would: 1) enhance our reputation; 2) prevent litigation by some money-hungry coven of lawyers bent on destroying a free press for one-third of the recovery plus costs; 3) be funny; or 4) fill undesirable empty space on the web site.
From time to time and as necessary or required by the applicable laws of the jurisdictions in which this journal is published, Quinlan’s Inside Magic will publish letters to the editor with appropriate responses.
All letters must conform to the requirements of the most recent rules for message transmission as published by Quinlan’s Inside Magic’s current “sponsor,” the Michigan State Penal Institution at Jackson, Michigan.
Corrections:
In a Quinlan’s Inside Magic print edition prior to 1940, we erroneously published the word “not” in connection with a non-magic related story.
We regret the error and extend our congratulations, albeit belatedly, to Mr. Charles Lindberg on his record-setting flight.
We apologize for any confusion or concern we may have caused his family or fans by inserting the word “not” in the lead sentence of our Non-Magic Bulletin.
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In our most recent electronic book of magic published with the title Meet Hot New Friends on the Internet Tonight with Cool Magic Tricks as Seen on TV and under our pen-name “an_secret_admirer@jackson.bop.states.mich.gov” we erroneously included instructions from one of our non-magic mass mailings as the secret to the “David Blaine Levitation.”
The instructions provided should have been included in our e-book, Be A Zesty, Macho, Man for Your Special Lady or any Lady Tonight.
While we cannot provide refunds to those who received the wrong instructions, nor compensate individuals for injuries or embarrassment as a direct result of following the wrong instructions to “levitate” or “rise,” we do truly regret the error.
A simultaneous correction has been sent to those who bought the Be a Zesty, Macho, Man for Your Special Lady or Any Lady Tonight e-book with our apology for any injury or embarrassment sustained by wearing any “specially designed shoes in any intimate scenario.”
As correctly noted by magic historians and the American Academy of Urological Surgeons, Ed Balducci never intended for his effect to be performed as described nor should any individual attempt such a levitation without first receiving a medical clearance from a family doctor.
Please also note the effect as described is not angle-proof and cannot be performed surrounded.
We regret the error. Please do not send videos of your embarrassing moment(s).
Letters to Editor:
Dear Sirs:
Are your letters to the editor real?
My friend says you make them up to be funny. I say that’s not true because they’re not funny…
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