Mandrake the Magician

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A night of magic

Last night was our public show at The Comic’s Lounge and, though people seemed to have a good time, it ended up being quite a different show than we originally planned! On Wednesday night Mat called to let us know he was sick and wouldn’t be able to be in the show. (And those who know Mat know he’d have to be REALLY sick to miss a show, he is, and we wish him a speedy recovery.)

The trouble was that the whole first half was built around Mat’s character, the director Cecil B D’Star. The dynamics of Mat’s theatrical director, with my hyper warm-up guy and Sue-Anne’s aloof TV presenter was working really well in rehearsal. Once we removed Mat from the equation it affected not only our characters, but the physical aspects of getting changed and shifting props in time.

As a result, the first half wasn’t nearly as much fun as it would have been with Mat involved, it still worked, but it looked a little slapdash because it was! For those who are interested, here’s a run down of the night.

Oh, first of all we had an amazing guitarist called George Kamikawa entertaining the 65 people who came for dinner and his guitar work is unbelievable!

Once George had finished I came out and set up the premise for the show: we were all here for the taping of a new TV special ‘The World’s Greatest Magicians in Australia Finally Revealed’ and the audience was the studio audience, Sue-Anne was the celebrity host and I was the warm up guy promoted to director because Cecil was sick… along with half the crew, so I grabbed a lady from the audience to be our cue card holder and I revved the crowd up a bit in preparation for the show.

A cell phone went off, and I captured it with a huge magnet and told the owner he could collect it after the show.

As I was talking I explained how my dad had always wanted me to be a professional golfer, but I preferred to watch magic shows instead. I produced a golf club and did a multiplying golf ball routine.

The show started and Sue-Anne Webster was introduced and, after a quick bit with the cue cards we discovered the stars of our show, The Perdentes props and costumes were there, hadn’t they shown up yet. Sue-Anne went off to search for them while I called up some stand-ins and did a camera rehearsal of The Perdentes famous smashed watch trick.

Sue-Anne returned with The Perdentes briefcase and, after pulling two bowling balls out of it, she removed a deck of cards. She offered to do a card trick and, after the worst gag of the whole night, I left the stage and she did the Split Deck with two volunteers.

I ran back with some good news, though The Perdentes hadn’t arrived, our special guest had, so we were going to film his act for the show. Al Cappuccino, the magical gangster, did a great set of card, cigarette and billiard ball manipulations.

After Al’s act I asked him if he wouldn’t mind spicing up Sue-Anne’s card trick. While he was gone I did the trick What’s Next explaining that it was one The Perdentes taught the staff at the first production meeting in order to explain how magic worked.

Sue-Anne returned with a very slinky version of her card trick using Al’s magic wand, a gun with a white tip. She had a volunteer locate his own card by shooting at it.

After this effect I announced that The Perdentes had arrived and would perform their great Ninja Sword Cabinet effect. We had a young boy from the audience do the intro while Sue-Anne and I changed and returned to try to pass ourselves off as The Perdentes with our own version of their effect using a cardboard box, a dozen mops, brooms and rakes, and a sock puppet.

After surviving that trick, we decided "Who needs The Perdentes? We’ll do the show ourselves!"

Giving the audience a 20 minute break, and allowing us 20 minutes to learn The Perdentes entire repetoire, the second half was much more slick and professional than the first.

It began with the levitation of Sue-Anne on a microphone stand and was followed with a series of effects with bills borrowed from the audience.

Sue-Anne returned next with her Harry Potter theme floating feather and floating table, then it was straight into the levitation of a volunteer from the audience – a new piece which is getting better and better reactions! (Sue-Anne will be featuring it in the MUSE show).

Next was another MUSE piece, Sue-Anne’s rope routine with a Blues Brothers theme. Two members of the audience are chosen to perform rope tricks with Sue-Anne, but first they need to learn the right choreography. Add hats and dark glasses and they did a great dance routine to ‘Think’ as Sue-Anne performed some pretty slick rope magic culminating in all three ropes merging into one.

The ropes had given me an idea and I had the two guys handcuff me and tie me with one hundred feet of rope. Sue-Anne was then strapped into a straitjacket, but then she got the guys to put me into a plastic garbage bag as well. Then it was a race to see who got out first! (It was a very interesting race because, thanks to the poor quality of the brand of garbage bag I chose, the bag ripped and split in every which way!) However, we got out at exactly the same time in the end.

This meant we had to toast the success of the show, and we went into our popular corporate routine of the toast (including Soda Resurrection which really freaked our ultra-cool volunteer out). This was followed by the always hilarious ‘Great Whamo’ routine.

Finally, the audience was willing to see one more trick (as usual, I’d underestimated the lenth of the show and instead of 10.30pm it was getting close to 11.00pm). I pulled out the last of The Perdente’s costumes, a tiny red skirt, which Sue-Anne said she’d hidden. She headed off to put it on while I pulled out the trunk that all the magic was in. From here we went into our Sub Trunk routine where Sue-Anne is "accidentally" locked into the trunk with the key, and I have to somehow get her out. We haven’t done this one is ages but we’re really glad we put it in (Mat’s idea!) because the reaction was sensational. We don’t do it that often because it’s really scary to perform, it requires so much precision and there’s so much that could go wrong it’s totally nerve-wracking for me. Essentially, I done a black beanie and sunglasses, get up on top of the trunk, toss the cloth in the air and nothing seems to have happened… except maybe my body shape is a little different… but when the beanie and glasses are removed it’s now Sue-Anne wearing my suit and, you guessed it, I emerge from the trunk in her dress.

It’s fun doing these public shows – a lot of work though. One of our clients Pip Downing booked us to do this one and he produced the event himself, which was one less headache for us to worry about, but because it was such a long show and we wanted to show a variety of different types of effects, we had so much equipment involved it became an epic. Now if we were doing a season somewhere the show would get slick real fast and run like clockwork, but when you have to gather all the gear together the night before after several rehearsals (and a major last minute rewrite!) then load the car and get to the venue early in the day, bump in, create dressing areas and storage areas, and walk through the whole show figuring out what goes where in the new space. You have to go through the sound and lights with someone who’s never met you before (two hours before the guests arrive!) and do all of that for less money that a standard 30 minute corporate show… well, it is worth it!

We got to try out a lot of new ideas, some worked, some didn’t. We got to catch up with a lot of old friends. Plus we got to work with Al Cappuccino again (which is always a pleasure!)

We also need to thank Tristan for manning our DVD stand and looking after sales of our new DVD ‘Cunning Stunts’ as well as for staying back after with Tim You, Michael Sullivan and Enzo Ficco to help us pack up.

If you were there and got to see the show, we’d love to hear your feedback, what worked for you and what didn’t. We hope to be able to do another public show somewhere, sometime before the end of the year… we’ve still got heaps of other things we’re dying to try out and hopefully next time Mat will be a part of our ‘LeRoy, Talma & Bosco’-like trio.

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Melvin the Angry Magician

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There is a classic knock-knock joke that includes the name
Melvin.  In that joke, the exchange goes
as de rigueur for a knock-knock joke.

Knock-knock

Who's there? 

At this point the joke takes on a new variation on the often
formulaic pattern so familiar to us all. 
The knock-knocker responds to the interrogatory "Who's there?"
with a rather full description, "Melvin, the Rude Interrupting Cow."

As the putative host of the knock-knocker's greeting begins
to respond in the time-honored manner, "Melvin the Rude . . ." the
knock-knocker interrupts the question by saying "Moo" and thereby
validates his descriptive moniker by being both rude and interrupting. 

We thought maybe the new play "Melvin the Angry
Magician" was a variation on this variation. 

The play is billed as "experimental" and
"thought-provoking" so it would make sense that it could be as short
as a knock-knock joke. 

Perhaps something along the lines of:

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Melvin the Angry Magician.

Melvin the Angry . . .

Poof! You're a toad!

That would be both experimental and thought-provoking but
maybe too short.  It could be in the form
of a musical and the parts could be sung and perhaps Melvin could wear a
half-mask like the Phantom of the Opera
or a cat costume like the stars of the Broadway smash hit Cats or like that
worn by either Ertha Kitt or Alicia Silverstone in their roles as The Cat Woman
in the ABC Television series or the recent feature film respectively.

But we learned the play has three characters rather than
two.  This seemed to rule out the
knock-knock scenario unless perhaps one of the characters played the role of a
modern-day Greek Chorus providing both insight and foreshadowing for the
audience.

Then we learned that the two characters other than Melvin
the Angry Magician were Harvey the White Rabbit and the Queen of Hearts. 

Now, we're thinking a whole Alice in Wonderland type of deal.  Lewis Carol loved riddles and variations on
riddles or jokes.  This started to make
sense.  Both the White Rabbit and the
Queen of Hearts are featured in Alice in Wonderland and as in Melvin the Angry
Magician, they present contrary points of view for the benefit of the
bewildered but logical Alice.

Rather than guessing, we decided to read a review of this
new play to learn about its plot and the characters.

Unlike our first common-law wife, no one wears a cat-suit or
half-mask.  However, like our first
common-law wife's twin sister, there is a character who wears all black and who
represents the bleak, dark, depressing future awaiting the magician.

The very fine writer/director Scott Feiner applies both
talents in the Broom Street Theater's production.  The plot "follows the frustrations of an
aging illusionist who becomes disillusioned as he attempts to recapture some of
his old magic and relevance."

Melvin is an angry magician because he's "devoted (his)
life to entertaining people in person, not on TV or the internet." He
tells the audience "Magic is all about challenging people's perceptions,
but I have to get their attention first. And I don't know how to do that
anymore."

Brother, we heard that. 

We used to go door-to-door offering to do tricks but times
have changed or so says a district court judge we were just before.

The play sounds like a very interesting study of what it is
like to become an old magician who can't find work.  But we're guessing the author intended it to
apply to a broader context.  Perhaps it
doesn't just address the problems of old magicians.  It may also apply to mimes, balloon
sculptors, puppeteers, and jugglers.  The
play's notes don't say that but we're just guessing.  If it was meant to apply only to old,
delusional magicians, it would have limited commercial appeal, like any movie
starring Adam Sandler or that guy that was going to marry Jennifer Lopez until
their movie tanked.

We'd love to see Jennifer Lopez take on the role of Cat
Woman, by the way.

The Queen of Hearts urges Melvin the Angry Magician to
follow his anger.  We thought maybe that
would mean he'd start doing a knock-off of the Amazing Johnathan or David
Blaine.  No.  Not that kind of anger.

He leaves magic and starts roaming the streets "trying
to catch people's attention by yelling about what makes him angry."

So now we're thinking he represents many of the magic
bulletin-board posters.  These magicians
are known for their two distinct qualities: contempt for anyone who isn't them;
and, poor grammatical and spelling skills.

But we were wrong again. 
Melvin the Angry Magician becomes famous to people outside of the small,
cocoon-like world of magic bulletin boards. 
His anger gets him known by real people, the public.  Unfortunately, he is not known as Melvin the
Angry Magician but Melvin the Angry Guy. 

He loses his identity as a magician by following his anger.

Joseph Lutz is a fine actor and apparently does a stunning
job with the Melvin character.  The
Capitol Times observes Mr. Lutz:

convincingly portrayed the anger, frustration and
desperation of a sinking performer, fluctuating between manic public tirades,
private introspection and dying dreams. During his angry scenes, Lutz tended to
overwhelm the small performing space, and his volume became jarring at times.
His strongest moments were in the poetic and pointed monologues that brought a
real-world sense of gravity to his fictional plight.

The paper confirms our speculation that maybe the author
intended the message to reach an audience greater than just old magicians who
think animals and playing cards are talking to them.  The critic suggests the play is bemoaning the
unfortunate state of modern audiences where an artist's relevance is determined
by the attention he draws.

The true test, says the author Mr. Feiner is not how much
attention is momentarily drawn to a message but how the message changes the
ones that hear it.

Of course, someone has to listen to the message to begin
with.  As we say to our clients at
Quinlan's Chair Massage located at the Arby's , "that there is the rub,
Bub."

Mr. Feiner is having success apparently in both attracting
audiences and getting his message across. 
Congratulations to him, the cast and crew responsible for this
production. 

It takes a lot of guts to put on a show that challenges the
audience to think. 

We don't have that kind of innards.  We just tell knock-knock jokes.

Check out the Capitol Times review of Melvin
the Angry Magician here
.

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